Please read this notice carefully. Your use of this website and the property is subject to the terms below.
This website is a work of parody. Strawgrass Hotel, Golf Resort & Spa is a satirical, fictional brand created around a private pitch-and-putt golf course built in a backyard in mid-Missouri. It is not a real hotel, resort, or spa. No rooms, tee times, treatments, memberships, meals, events, or other goods or services are offered for sale, and none of the prices, packages, ratings, or amenities described anywhere on this site are real. Staff names and biographies, the “Goff & Goff Designs” credit, and all reviews, awards, and figures are fictitious and presented for comedic effect. Any resemblance to actual hotels, resorts, persons, or businesses is coincidental and unintended.
Golf and lawn recreation involve inherent risks, including but not limited to being struck by a ball or club, uneven or wet terrain, weather, water features, wildlife, and the ordinary hazards of an outdoor property. To the extent any person uses any real-world facility associated with this project, that person voluntarily assumes all such risks and accepts full responsibility for their own safety and that of their guests.
This website and any associated property are provided “as is,” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. We make no representation that any information on this site is accurate, complete, or current — indeed, as noted above, much of it is invented for fun.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, the creators, owners, hosts, and operators of this website and any associated property shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of your access to or use of the site or property, or your participation in any activity, including personal injury, property damage, or loss. By using the site or property, you, on behalf of yourself and your heirs, release and hold harmless the foregoing parties from any and all such claims.
Any individual on the premises is responsible for their own personal property. We are not responsible for loss of or damage to vehicles, equipment, clothing, or personal items.
Guests are expected to follow posted rules, exercise good sportsmanship, supervise children, and use equipment responsibly. We reserve the right to ask anyone to leave for unsafe or disruptive conduct.
Activities on the premises may be photographed or recorded. By participating, you consent to the use of such images for the project’s own non-commercial, comedic purposes, without compensation.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Missouri, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. If any provision is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in full force and effect.
This page is a plain-language template provided for the parody and is not legal advice. It has not been reviewed by an attorney. Anyone wishing to use language like this for an actual facility should have it drafted or reviewed by qualified legal counsel licensed in their jurisdiction.
Questions about this notice? Reach us at strawgrassgolf@gmail.com.
