The Caddie’s Bar

The accounts in arrears.

Published by order of the House — those accounts at the Caddie’s Bar that remain, for now, unsettled. Days outstanding are counted honestly.

The Caddie’s Bar extends credit to members of standing as a courtesy. The following accounts, published by order of the House, remain for the moment unsettled. They appear not in judgment, but in the spirit of gentle encouragement.

In good standing

A note from the House. Settlement may be made at the bar, in cash, or in a genuinely good story. Accounts in dispute are heard on Tuesdays. Hugs, winnings taken from other patrons, and heartfelt promises are recorded with affection but do not, regrettably, reduce a balance.